Feel like a warning should proceed this post. Here it is. Wait for it. Warning!!!!
First, this isn’t a traditional happy hour, but it is special by lasting a few hours and second, I can post whatever I want, so step off with your sass, jeez!
Third, this is my favorite bar in the Haight. Fourth, this post is for getting drinks, not getting fancy cocktails or special beers. Just cheap drinks. Good for a cheap pre-party, or a cheap night in the hood (if you happen to live in my hood).
Trax
1437 Haight St
(between Ashbury St & Masonic Ave)
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 864-4213
www.sftrax.com
(Pretty sure this website doesn’t exist, at least it doesn’t right now)
Saturday night.
Well drinks (maybe some draft beers?):
9-10: $1.00
10-11: $2.00
11-12: $3.00
What you get: a smallish plastic cup chock full of ice. You see the super nice barman putting that much ice in the cup and you’re like, “What the fuck? I want a giant drink for my damn $1.00!” Then you come to your senses and realize you’re on the verge of being a total douche and keep your stupid mouth shut. Why are you like that sometimes? It’s getting old.
Then you see the barman pour. Damn! That’s a small cup of ice filled with gin with a floater of tonic. Ice cold well gin. “Well, its small, but I got my money’s worth!” you think.
Second warning. Warning!! You just drank over a shot’s worth of almost straight alcohol in about 10 seconds. It is well gin, but you can’t taste it due to the icy coldness. Now you’re thinking, “shit, that was only a dollar, of course I’ll have another!” Repeat and continue, substituting “… only two bucks…” and “… only three bucks…” when appropriate. If you don’t watch yourself, you’ll be super sick and hungover in short order.
Many have fallen prey to this cycle, myself included a time or two. That’s my final warning. I’m not your damn mother.
Great bar, very nice bar tenders, more of a neighborhood bar than a castro sceeny gay bar. Usually fun music, sometimes a live dj playing the jams (80-00s), also fun stuff on the TVs. For example, last time we partook in this special, they were playing John Hughes movies, Pretty in Pink, in particular. Fun.
And look at that, it is sat night as i post this, 2.5 hours till IT’S ON! (maybe)